How do I get the memory foam in my office chair to forget my smells?

June 23rd, 2006 | by Michael |
office chair
LAPis1 asked:


Now working in my underwear in my Ministry of Interior and reeks of my chair. Pass the gas sometimes in the morning when I sit in my office. I'm looking seriously a safe and an effective way to get the smell from memory foam. PLEASE - only serious answers!

  1. 12 Responses to “How do I get the memory foam in my office chair to forget my smells?”

  2. By aviande on Jun 26, 2006 | Reply

    febreeze or renitz spray for the chair. or put on sum damn pants

  3. By pottymouth2 on Jun 30, 2006 | Reply

    Febreeze fabric smell remover should do the trick

  4. By moonsister_98 on Jul 3, 2006 | Reply

    I would suggest getting a new chair but one way that does work is spraying orange TKO (diluted) on it. You can get it at longlifeunlimited.

  5. By angelo26 on Jul 3, 2006 | Reply

    Are people attracted to you in your underwear being put off by the smell.?

  6. By brerken on Jul 5, 2006 | Reply

    A product called Folex should work.

  7. By Mister W on Jul 6, 2006 | Reply

    Woe! I had that problem before, I got a washable pillow and started sitting on it, that way you can continue to pass gas as you please, you will have to wash the pillow according to what you eat. Only other thing I could think of is, try sitting on a wooden chair, it isn’t very comfy but it won’t absorb the odor caused from you passing gas BUT, the up side is that you will get far funnier noises as you do your gas passing!

  8. By demon on Jul 9, 2006 | Reply

    stop ******* and shitting in your chairs.lol

  9. By Fritzle on Jul 9, 2006 | Reply

    Febreeze works great….just one thing, there is no way you will only get serious responses to this question! LOL!

  10. By alfawolfette10 on Jul 11, 2006 | Reply

    Give it a rest!

  11. By Blue on Jul 12, 2006 | Reply

    Serious responses, that is almost as funny as the question. LOL
    I think you need to clean with a disinfectant and put the chair outside so it can air out, for goodness sakes please put on pants and the pillow idea is great too. For someone with a ******* problem, you should do all 4 suggestions.

  12. By Gen on Jul 15, 2006 | Reply

    Febreeze might work, or hanging a car air freshener under the chair. I have the same problem with every car we’ve ever owned. My husband takes it to work once or twice, and it smells like **** for the rest of its life.

    If nothing else works, getting an upholstery shampooer (Walmart, vacuum aisle) may work. Our current car has leather seating, so I’m out of luck there, but it might work for you.

  13. By oilman11977 on Jul 18, 2006 | Reply

    Try Febreeze. Think seriously about getting a washable cushion

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