Can you be allergic to flourescent office lighting, or is it more a serious condition?

July 13th, 2007 | by Michael |
office lighting
Ultrastooge PhD. asked:


I think it is a combination of light flourescent, cut paper and the smell of the body of my supervisor that ***** the will to live right by me …

  1. 6 Responses to “Can you be allergic to flourescent office lighting, or is it more a serious condition?”

  2. By Yidiot on Jul 13, 2007 | Reply

    Shut up and keep working so I can receive my unemployment checks

  3. By Marguerite on Jul 16, 2007 | Reply

    Yes, indeed, you can. You are entitled to worker’s compensation and paid sick leave for an indefinite amount of time.

  4. By peachie 1 on Jul 17, 2007 | Reply

    Sounds like a good law-suit to me.you might end up owning that company with all these workers comp complantes…

  5. By Damn™ It Marla Singer V on Jul 20, 2007 | Reply

    you should totally file a workers comp claim.

  6. By Freeman ®™©, on Jul 22, 2007 | Reply

    Why.. you shouldn’t be peeking out the Casket.
    Remember you are dead…. so play dead!!!!
    I was the one that hovered a lamp above the Casket actually!
    Why did you blew away the cotton wool stuffed into your nose?
    Now I am still to get the workers together……….
    Some of them just developed wings……….

  7. By Duncan w ™ ® on Jul 24, 2007 | Reply

    Its the air conditioning, the fluorescent lights and a tiny microscopic fungus that thrives on paper dust. The fungus colonizes your mucus membranes aided by the perfect climatic conditions maintained by the air conditioning units. The fluorescent light provides just sufficiently diffused light to cause a kind of fungal bomb; the number of colonizing spores increases exponentially over the work day so that by 2:00 p.m. your upper level cognitive functioning is becoming impaired and and in some cases you are losing consciousness.

    Once outside the variation in air and light quickly kills off the colony but the effects may linger for hours.

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